Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Night of Mayhem

Saturday night saw the last night Chris James was to be in sydney for 2 weeks and also living on the beaches. So we did what we do best and thats get wild as fuck. 
It started with the usual pre drinks at tobys pad. Things started off pretty timid but then soon kicking into gear with the battos blow ups. 

Robs finally got a board back from battos that he stole months earlier and shit just started from there. Battos finally got a gyroll which he has on layby (i know, its a leash mate).

Then Chris dropped one of the funnest calls by saying to battos, 'probs do an air before putting that leash on'. Next we stole battos gyroll and i was 'world champed' with it. This then resulted in the chant "Gyroll why roll?" and things just got hectic.
Battos was clicking all over the joint.

After rob was sick of the 'world champs' so we gave him one. Then everyone under him collapsed into gracies clothing rack, and clothes went every where. By this time eveyrone was vegie status.

Next second it was time to go. Liam was flailing his arms every whre like an idiot. Next second mays done a drop roll into a table an chair from Gloria Jeans narabeen. The whole crew says 'oi did you see that guy stack it?, naaAaAa' - Quote from tension 2

We all thought it would be a good idea to go to the bottle o for more drinks because '1 more drink here is one less you have to pay for in there'. Everyone was already half a bottle down. Majority of us got 2 pulses each. But Chris James and Moody thought it would be a good idea to go halves in a 10 pack of woodstocks.

Shortly after we were at the bus stop waiting for fucking ages. Liam sat on a random asian dudes lap thinking it was one of us. Soon after Daniel was wearing Simons balls as a pair of goggles.

Finally the bus came and we got on. By the time the bus got to collaroy (10 min down the road) Rob and Daniel jumped off. Dan tryed to get into the surf rock and the bouncers reply was 'your not getting in'. Liam was being a wom and wanted to drive to Jess lynches place. Dream on mate.

Daniel was in a such a state by the time he got back to tobys place he was in the shower fully clothed throwing up. Job Done.

All in all a whole lot of hectic shit went down long before we got to the city. By the time we got to the cross the crew had dwindled down to 4 of the original 10 haha.

Good times, Good times.




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