"I do not tell stories! I don't have a good or bad experience anywhere and go on to bitch to anyone about it. I know other people do and thats fine! But I am not pathetic like other people I am not a little chicken sitting on the ground squabbling (You should look up the meaning of that word in the dictionary) about this or about that. I am more like an eagle soaring in the sky all by myself achieving great heights and laughing at all the little squabbling chickens wasting there time on trivial matters!"
Funniest email ever
