Going out

Honestly how many times have you woken up after a night out and asked yourself was it really worth it? Is feeling this shit actually worth going out at night. Its pretty hard to really know. Some times its sick when the waves are flat. But when there is waves its so not worth it. Ive missed some sick waves by going out. Still got some fun ones later in the day. Fair over it and im neggin hardcore. But anyways

Can't wait for this swell thats going to be gracing out shores later this week. Some epic shit is going to be going down. YEW

Just like a slut, i cant keep my legs closed

Going to the Chiropractor is doing wonders for my flexability (bottom pic). hahaha
Heres some more from yesterdays session all shot by the one and only Steve Wall

Ye Old Local

Lately its been pretty fun out the old tip. Today was fun early, then got pretty stupidly packed. It sucks becasuse everyone has the same idea when the swell goes north. Still managed to get a few fun ones. Nothing compaired with yesterdays power session. So good and i was so stoaked. Havent surfed like that in a while. The shot above was from this arvo taken by Steve Wall. 

Kebabs

Last night if you weren't one of the thousands of people in the cross that saw me drop my kebab and have it explode on the ground outside of new york slice ill tell you about it.

So i got my kebab then headed over to eat it with rob, simon and may. As i went to pull it out of the wrapping it flys out onto the ground and pretty much exploded on the pavement.

For the people that didn't see my face once this happened i can tell you now i didn't say a single word and ive never been so angry in my life. Rob told me today that it was the most angry he's ever seen me and that it was actually scary. I was so angry because i just spent 7.50 for this thing and now it was laying flat down on the ground in kings cross. 

So i just kept quiet and went back to the kebab shop. Told the dude behind the counter that i walked around the corner and some dude smacked my kebab out of my hand. Soon after i was walking back to the fellas with possibly the biggest smile on my face because the dude just gave me a full new kebab free of charge. Biggest ledge ever. 

I must also add that daniel picked up the bread of my exploded kebab off the pavement and ate it. Sick night had by all

Im frothing

Ive been frothing on Hardcore Superstar so much lately. 

Now sunny coast videographer Jaden Dickey has just made a cilp of Novy. This is an epic vid. Best song and some bullshit surfing. get me out of sydney asap.

Im so fucking amped to surf right now its stupid

Michael Novy from Jaden Dickey on Vimeo.

Things that make me happy

Watching this makes me laugh so hard and cheers me up.

Hope you enjoy it aswell

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The Past Week

Thinks have changed alot for me in the past week. I've missed 2 good sessions in the waves, 1 day whale wedge due to being at Uni and then one at Turri due to surfing whale wedge. haha but ill live.

Lately Toby's pad has seen a lot of everyone. Including Daniel May who hasnt been home from there since wednesday last week. 

So many beer bongs (some of which have been spiked with jim beam haha) have gone down on both Thursday and Saturday night along with watching Tension 1/2 and Vague Oportunities. We mainly wanted to watch it to see Tyrrell's ad for 'suspect clothing'. haha funniest shit ever

I need to add both Hardy sections in tension 1 and vague are possibly the best things ever. 

Sat night saw Rob going to mona pub SOBER. This is pretty much a first and a last for Rob.

The following day Liam got dacked out the front of subway Narrabeen. But not only did he get dacked, but Daniel dacked him, stood on his pants and then pushed him over. This resulted in Liam dramatically dropping his keys and drink then grabbing his shorts and running around the corner to put them on. I think a total of 25 people saw his dick and everyone of them laughed so hard. Pretty much the best thing to happen on Sunday.

This week is looking alright for everything else accept waves. So i guess some funny stuff will go down later on and ill be back here telling you about it

Back from the grave

"Not too dramatic, but at least you can sort of catch 'em"

Years ago Andrew Batterbee dropped off the professional bodyboarding scene of chasing waves in exotic locations to work a full time job as a bricklayer. Not many people know why he chose the life style of surfing ripbowls and getting pissed over big barrles and bodyboarding groupies. After more then 4 years of no exposure what so ever Battos returns from the grave with this shot yesterday on RealSurf. Here he is shredding some shories on his day off at Curly yesterday morning. Lets hope we see a return of the infamous Battlecat and a pro model from HB. 

The Aussie Dollar

Chris James tripping in Canada thanks to Nomad. Frame grab from ROAM III above. Looks like your genually enjoying yourself mate. 

Car Alarm

Yep thats right, even my car has one. But i have no clue how to work the thing.

Today we were all hanging at the top of Turri. i was sitting in my car with May and we were all about to get a stunner. When i wasn't looking Batto's  hit the red button in my car to turn my alarm on. Then just as we were about to bail i start my car and BANG. The alarm goes off like crazy. Causing the biggest possible scene ever, and every person at the top of Turri just stared at me. Plus all the fellas bailed big time. Rob convinced me to just drive with it on all the way to Jacko's for the stunner. Pretty glad i did.  I made a few random's laugh and it was well funny.

at the end i say "if i goes off again im going to snap" and the second i say snap it goes off again. hahaha

made the day that much better 

This is getting out of hand

A shark bit a teenage surfer's leg to the bone off a Sydney beach early Sunday -- the Australian city's third attack in as many weeks, police said.
The 15-year-old boy was surfing with his father at Avalon, one of Sydney's northern beaches, when the shark struck, the NSW Police Force said in a statement.
"The father heard a scream and turned to see his son thrashing about in the water," police said.
Family friends said the man, an experienced surf lifesaver, dragged his son to shore and administered first aid, using his surfboard leg rope as a tourniquet.
Ambulance officers said the teenager was bleeding heavily from severe lacerations to his leg. They stabilised him, treated him for pain and then airlifted him to the Royal North Shore Hospital, where he was in a stable condition.
Police said it was too early to say what type of shark attacked the boy but experts would examine the bite to determine the species responsible.

I hope he's going to be ok and will survive this horiffic ordeal. Best wishes to him and his family