I Can't Wait

I cant wait for the ben player project

its going to be so fucking amazing

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Gayest Photo Ever

Best Message Ever

From: Simon Legrand

Get lost in the grave, fuck, sweat, cum, go home with a new corpse, as a new corpse, fucking a pig of a corpse, all at bang gang

Bodyboarding at its best

Port is a breeding ground for talent. If only there was a wave like breakwall on the northern beaches

resume breakwall port macqaurie from B.G on Vimeo.

HAHAHA

I can't stress how funny this is

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LMNOP

For all of you who dont know i just recently started riding for LMNOP bodyboards. Just picked up all my gear from them today. Pretty stoaked to be on the team aswell. 

BODYBOARDING YEW

Good Waves Good Times and Good Mates

So yesterday i cruised down the coast with Tim Roy, Thorpe and Brandon. We ended up surfing kiama wedge and getting a few big bowls before we went to pipe. It had a fair crowd but nothing compaired to what it can get like. It was pumping but BP, Toby, Winny, Brand Huges and Morgs were on it plus a whole lot of other hassling cunts. So all the sets were taken. BP was killing it as per usual. The dudes the biggest freak when it comes to surfing pipe and its just amazing to watch. Hopefully we get some good shots from Brandon in the next few days.

Pretty cool if you ask me

"According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves."

Videos

Alright if you already dont know, i have a tendancy to lurk the net in search of some pretty weird videos. I mean some are funny as then theres the select few that i come along that are just down right horrifying. So from now on ill try to post as many "funny" videos as i can. But not the extreme ones. I may just leave you with some info for you to do your own lurking so im not responsible for you being down right discusted haha. 

Heres one to start you off. 

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Under Rated

These two are easily the most underated guys out there at the moment. Both running with amazing style and powerful moves. If you havent already seen them then check these vids out

 

Yesterdays Surf

For anyone who didnt get in the pumping waves that hit the east coast yesterday i really do feel sorry for you. My day started with getting up at 4.45am to get in a quick surf before work. It turned out to be stupidly fat with north winds out turri and packed with every bintang singlet wearing surfer in about a 10 mile radius. 

So i bailed to work for a few hours then headed straight back to turri for a quick surf. The tide had dropped a heap and the north banks was pretty fun. except every surfer, if not more, were still on it

So i decied to hit up tip with simon and dan. It turned out to be ok but way too north for it. But dispite it being average it was funny just joking around with them out there.

 So we bailed into the beachie for a few fun ones at north bank before they went to lunch and i heading over to my girlfriend Jess' house. Turns out the sun finally made an apperance so she was keen as for a tan and i was frothing for a surf. So we both heading back to turri for just that.

When i got out the north bank it was pretty much puming. 3ft of the funnest barrel to bowl comobs id seen in months. The crowd was fair big but it was split amoung 3 peaks so it was ok. 

Simon was out there with Battos so it was good fun with them laughing and taking the seriousness the surfers bring to the line up with every north swell. It was hilarious hearing Battos story about may pissing his pants for a beer at tex mex the other night and a 30 year old women sitting next to him in utter shock about the whole situation. Fuck Battos laugh is priceless.

Anyways it was fun as out there. Saw battos get the sickest foward spin to barrel combo when i was paddling back out. Textbook Battos if you ask me

That little piccy up the top was taken yesterday arvo down on the south coast by Steve Wall

http://www.flickr.com/stevewallimages/

Kinda makes me wish i headed down there. But guess ill just have to wait till tuesday

So It Begins

So its 11.12pm on a sunday night and ive finally decided to start my blog. Yeah i know i've jumped on the blog bandwagon like everybody else, but i've been thinking about doing one for a while. Like i've been thining pretty hard about what i would write about and what i would fill this thing up with. I mean i just wanted to start sharing things that i see and do in my every day life with everyone else. I feel that me and my mates do, see and say alot of funny/fucked things and if everyone else could read about them it would be pretty funny. Also anyone who reads this blog and read about stuff i do like surf trips and stuff like that. Like for example i've got to catch the bus to North Sydney 4 days a week for Uni (now im on holidays) and i see so many funny thinks happening to people plus a whole lot of things that piss me off. So i reckon i've got some funny stories, quotes and videos to share with you all from hectic nights out to piss pranks down the coast. You'll all be getting your beards on for these

For now ill leave you all with a message which pretty much made me start this blog on this exact night. 

From: Simon Legrand

Aslong as the first post is 'deaf girl wants to be a pornstar' or 'one man one cup" then you can count me the fuck in!

There no way in hell that i would actually post either of those videos up or even the links. Just if you've seen either of them then you would know how fucked they really are. Haha